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Ex-Lib Dem MP regrets calling for Royal Family to be “slimmed down” – Prince Charles accepts his “kind offer” to be their “personal trainer”, and he’s got to get up at 5am and jog them round the Palace five times a day

Lib Dem plonker Norman Baker is said to be kicking himself after telling a TV studio audience that the Royal Family needs to be “slimmed down”. The Prince of Wales interpreted this as an offer to be their personal trainer and he sent a letter on Clar…

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Pope Francis Admits He Probably Won't Get This Much Attention Until He Dies

After being elected Pope yesterday, Francis I has readily accepted the fact that the wave of interest in him will soon diminish and the glare of the world's media will soon darken to nothing more than a dim pin prick of light and the next time he gra...

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