Popular presenter of Crass TV’s ‘Warthogs? Wow!’ (TM), Mervyn Sluice has devised some new kit which, he says, no follower of the larger sort of wildlife should be without. “I should know,” says Mervyn. “I’ve been ‘nuzzled’ by some pretty big pachy…
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