London - "In addition to destroying insects such as moths and silverfish," the Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon explained, "royal mothballs make useful stovepipe cleaners and snake repellants." The remarks come amid reports that Britain's Queen...
Cach, there is a hole in my sweater - Moths, the scurvy that eats wool, have a new enemy -- moth resistant lanolin. Mysteriously some Shaggy Sheep in central Wales have mutated and now produce a toxic-to-moth-larvae enzyme. The enzyme is a com...
The Royal national bank has lost 24 billion this last year under the leadership of Sir Fred of Scotland. Most of that loss will fall on the broad but weary shoulders of the islanders of John Bull. When Lord Awl Myners realized that Sir Fred was makin...
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