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Funny story: Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

A new law spells the end of uncontrolled magnet fishing in Britain’s canals and rivers. The sport has grown rapidly in recent years, with experienced anglers (known as ‘maglers’) landing catches including swords, shotguns, safes and even parking mete…

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Funny story: Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Two north pole magnets are suing because they really love each other and are not allowed to unite. According to their attorney, Dave Smith, they should have the right to express their attraction to one another and not be forced to keep it hidden.

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Funny story: Magnetic Bin Inventor Apologises to Rebekah Brooks

Magnetic Bin Inventor Apologises to Rebekah Brooks

A entrepreneurial scientist has apologised to Rebekah Brooks after his latest invention got her into trouble with the police. The police were called in to investigate after a bin man found Rebekah Brooks' computer in the scientist's bin. Upon be...

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Funny story: Woman Killed by Fridge Magnets

Woman Killed by Fridge Magnets

Barnstaple - Sixty-seven year old Marjorie Givens died last week when her refrigerator toppled over on her while she was getting some milk for her tea. Forensic investigation by the local constabulary under the direction of Mike Millington has re...

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Funny story: MHD power plants in America?

MHD power plants in America?

Activists have long chosen to picket power plants that produce toxic waste or create other bad side effects. They urge a Green approach to producing electricity for an ever growing population.

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