It is back a(gain) so tell a (friend) its rice a (its rice a) its rice a (aaaaa) Tell a (friend) tell a (freind) you and i, baby we cook side by side. me and you, tell me what we're gonna do (2x) no matter what i came here to cook no matter what you came here to eat we really aint got nowhere to go cuz I want some rice a roni (2x) you and i, baby we cook side by side. me and yo...
My three young girls have just finished eating my patented "MacaDaddy and Cheese." They are all lying on the living room floor, emerging from a lactose-coma. Here's the recipe: Cook and drain 1 box Ronzoni Smart Taste elbows. Add 1 stick butter, 1 cup 2% milk. --Heat until burned and smoking. --Curse loudly. --Throw out burned food, f--ked up pot. Cook and drain a second box of Ronzon...
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