Rice a Roni - Song Parody of Tenderoni by Chromeo

Funny story written by Ellie James

Saturday, 3 March 2012

It is back a(gain)
so tell a (friend)
its rice a (its rice a)
its rice a (aaaaa)
Tell a (friend)
tell a (freind)

you and i, baby we cook side by side.
me and you, tell me what we're gonna do (2x)

no matter what i came here to cook
no matter what you came here to eat
we really aint got nowhere to go
cuz I want some rice a roni (2x)

you and i, baby we cook side by side.
me and you, tell me what we're gonna do (2x)

fo sho if i tell you how to cook my rice
baby did ya know spinach is a plant (2x)

cuz I want rice a roni (4x)

cant fight the feeling,
I ain't no clown,
she does want the real stuff.

cant fight the feeling,
wont eat in town,
it'll always be my..

not macaroni

no matter what i came here to cook
no matter what you came here to eat
we really aint got nowhere to go
I want some rice a roni

you and i, baby we cook side by side.
me and you, tell me what we're gonna cook

rice a roni

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