The following is a cautionary tale for the ever more digital, unaware and irresponsibly horny among us. It was December 25, for the heathens amongst you, this is the day us true believers celebrate the birth of our lord and savior by displaying a murdered sapling in our homes and drinking in proximity to people who share similar DNA. This particular Christmas was particularly idyllic. My ex...
The Pride of the Apple iPhone 4, Siri, has been caught cloning identities and stealing credit card data. The artificially intelligent assistant on the phone has been using Bluetooth to connect to nearby unencrypted phones and extract any credit card...
Wearing a Bluetooth Headset will not: a) Make you look important. b) Attract members of the opposite sex. c) Attract members of the same sex. d) Prevent you getting jabbed in the eye by inebriated members of the drinking classes. e) Help you get through the checkout quicker whilst shopping at TESCO. REMEMBER: It's not big, and it's not clever.
Cellular technology giant Erikzzon, will announce improved Blueteeth audio technology at their next earnings conference call scheduled for April 7th. Turning customer complaints into a unique solution that they hope will represent a windfall for the...
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