Lucas Mattingly, a man on the street, says that the United States economy has gone to S*it. "I blame the President and the continent", he told the people who would stop and listen. He also happened to buttonhole Tom Thatcher, reporter at large (40...
Ex-Barclays boss, Bob Diamond, has hit rough times after resigning from his job; he's also lost his private jet, chauffeur, Rolls Royce, shares and bonuses, +++! He was last seen with a begging bowl wandering around Trafalgar Square hoping that innoc...
The players of Portsmouth FC, one of the oldest football clubs in the UK, have had their afternoon training sessions cancelled because the chairman has demanded that players go out and beg for their money. Portsmouth owe a substantial amount to th...
Westminster today was inundated with a new type of homeless beggar, beggars that no longer just want a 'penny for the homeless' or for a 'cup of tea', but for luxury goods and services. One down-and-out, dressed in a Saville Row suit and handmade...
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