Susan Boyle has been diagnosed with a very rare disease which only occurs in the merry month of May and disappears in July when the asparagus season is over. She discovered the disease whilst walking alongside fields of Asparagus that were being p...
Experts and researchers at the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta have determined that the vegetable asparagus may be the cause of most traffic fatalities in the United States. This information has been relayed to Congress and legislation bannin...
A local idiot, Billy Bump 42 of Sweetwater Street, today dug up an asparagus patch in the garden which his wife had carefully nurtured for 11 years. And put the asparagus on the compost heap. "I didn't know it was asparagus," Bump told us. "I thou...
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