MARCEL ANDAONE inventor of the drum machine was found alive and well today on an Atoll near Pitcairn Island in the South Pacific...
When Edwina Edwondozo, ninety-six years old, was asked her secret for longevity, she replied: "It was mainly due to getting off the Titanic after it hit an iceberg." You may laugh at her reply, (especially since it was later learned she was never on the ill-fated ship) yet someday you may be asked the same question. Especially if you live to be in your nineties or more. Certainly...
Liverpool supporters and players alike are said to be heavily overestimating their chances of turning the Premier League on its head after the successful purchase of Harry Kewell. Said one Liverpudlian:...
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