MARCEL ANDAONE inventor of the drum machine was found alive and well today on an Atoll near Pitcairn Island in the South Pacific
Pitcairn Island had been settled by Fletcher Christian and the Mutineers of H.M.S.Bounty in the 18th Century.
The resulting intermarriage between the Natural inhabitants of the Island and the European Sailors has produced Natives with the worst rhythm in the entire Pacific
Andaone: "I keep tellin them And a One - And a Two - but they keep trippin over they're own feet. They drive me Friggin Nuts. And those Japs still owe me on that KARAOKE thing-- it's a friggin Jungle out there"
AndaOne has been single ceduted with single handedly ushering in the Booty Shakin Era in the music Business.
