Peter Snow, who was last night prevented from wearing his blue suede shoes because they were likely to infer political allegience, was livid that his Swingometer Party failed to register a single vote in this year's local elections.
The BBC announced that the election Swingometer has been stolen and as such the 2005 General Election has been cancelled. All thirty six of the major parties in the...
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