It has been announced that a new Clinic has been opened, it is "The David Beckham Speech Enhancement Foundation For Speech Impaired Football Players". This charity is said to be close to Susan Boyle's heart and accepts, into its programmes, footb...
Becks was interviewed today and said, quote "It's twoo, Ahm takin' speech phewapy. I've just wealized da' de main weason Ahm of'en misquo'ed is coz no-body understands me when Ah say stuff." After an emotional pause he continued, "Aving spent time in Milan Ah wealized wot i' woz like no' understandin' anywon like. Yer no wo' Ah mean? Me own kids sometimes look up and say, EH DAD? WHAT D'YA...
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