Lord Sir Admiral The Right Honourable Emperor Duke 'Paddy' Ashdown VC MBE KGB has accepted - reluctantly - the 2007 Miss World award.
After Charles Kennedy's weekend resignation from the Liberal Democrat leadership. Former leader, Paddy Ashdown, a magical leprechaun, has thrown his weight behind Ming the Merciless to succeed the position.
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