“Hello? Is that Boots the Builders?" “Bob speakin.” “It’s Jeremy here.” “Jeremy?” “Jeremy Hunt … from Bedsyde Manor? You put a new bolt on our garden gate last week for £18,000?” “Ah yeah, Mr ‘Unt. I remember the job. Very awkward that, very nasty. I ‘ad to send Roman down the ‘ardware for longer screws. You callin’ about the price?” “Oh no, not at all, I thought it was very fair...
BMA HQ, London - (Ass Mess): National Health Service doctors are being ripped off by their dealers to the tune of some £500 million per annum.
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