So you wanna be a drug mule? Sure, lots of celebrities and politicians and Trump children NEED the product you have shoved up your ass, but have you even thought about other career choices? Fuck that, coke pays good, so why flip burgers when a few…
While Twilight might have been a good thing for one Robert Pattinson, it's been nothing but a royal pain in the ass for Robert Pattinson, the mule skinner from Hooligan's Bluff, Tennessee. The other Robert Pattinson, who lives in a trailer at the...
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