LOS ANGELES (ABSNN) - TheSpoof.com was granted an exclusive interview with Tom Cruise today. The actor revealed he is leaving the Church of Scientology and will become a "Moonie." "Yes, it is true, I am leaving Scientology to become a 'Mooni...
Washington - Global Piss Process activist Aung San Suu Kyi is to receive the Congressional Gold Medal for keeping her gob shut about being Sun Myung Moon's daughter 'and other horrid stuff'. She'll pick up the gong from Secretary of State Hillary...
London - North Korean-born Reverend Sun Myung Moon's wackjob firstborn has done her Old Dad proud Unification Church sources said today. Slipping into character as Oxford-educated Aung San Suu Kiy had been an absolute doddle thirty years ago - as...
Unification Church Messiah Sun Myung Moon announced he will be holding a mass wedding ceremony in Parliament Square to coincide with the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton April 29. Moon announced his decision after being approached by...
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