Last nights Oscar Ceremony ended in chaos after several high profile actors melted backstage, resulting in pools of molten plastic and the early end of the ceremony. Due to the excessive heat of stage lights and so much plastic surgery, several st...
The showbiz universe was rocked to its very foundations this evening as revelations surfaced that Worthing based lothario and viagra addict, Alf Starling (Aged 104 today - Happy Birthday Alf!) had retired for an early night, after consuming what appe...
It appears no-one can get enough of the 'goldfish'. A new reality show is, very quickly, being scripted for airing next month. The premise of the show is that contestants bring 'trained goldfish' to auditions and the panel of judges, Michael Fish...
Apparently Judy Carn and Goldie Hawn, from the old Laugh-In show have been replaced by singer/actor Miley Cyrus. "She's definitely today's Version", stated Carn. "She is always getting it socked to her by the press and umm, others." Critics ha...
A homeless Vietnam veteran has successfully sued long term couple Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell.
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