South America - Venezoolian President Ugo Chevy reacted to Mr. Satan who mouthed off pretty bad. Mr. Satan, of Columbia, said he just might invade Venezoolia to look for Farcs. "We know how they drop cans of beans and then send in dogs to find...
Jungle, Colombia - Colombian soldiers say they have found extensive undigested food deep in enemy troops intestines; used by farting guerrillas to throw off blood hound tracking, these farts are making a large strategic difference. Special forces...
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