SANFORD Ky - Michael May, 44, was discovered by Sanford police digging up his father's grave in a cemetery on Monday night, Aug. 17. May told the arresting officer that he was trying to exhume daddy so he could argue with him. May was charged with violating graves, public intoxication and marijuana possession and was expeditiously locked up in the Lincoln County Jail. What a fucking weirdo.
The remains of the US-born chess champion Bobby Fischer have been exhumed in Iceland to assist with the decision regarding a particularly tricky move in a game being staged in Reykjavik. Fischer, who was 118 years old when he died unexpectedly in...
XYZ Research today announced a new patent for equipment that makes it easier to exhume bodies. Named 'The Sleuth' XYZ has developed a new use of arthroscopic operation technology whereby bodies deep in the ground can be probed and sampled for...
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