ORLANDO, Florida – After being completely shut down for four months due to the Coronapalooza pandemic, Disney World is now open for business. But, it appears that no one told the American people, as the attendance for the amusement theme park's fi…
Orlando, FL - Disney announced today that it has banned Marco Polo from its resorts and has banned anyone on a Disney resort property from even mentioning the name. The press release by Disney states, "Marco Polo takes over our pool area. The nam...
Now that Alexander Hamilton is being booted from the front of the $10 bill, the competition is heating up among leading female candidates to replace him. The finalists have been announced by the Treasury Department, and voting by U.S. citizens ha...
Mothers with small girls throughout Britain have been besieging colleges such as Oxford with inquiries about degrees and doctorates in Princessology. The new course has been offered to cater for tens of thousands of keen children obsessed with dr...
Fans and media called the Patriot fiasco against the Jets an ugly win. If this victory is one of the ugly stepsisters, then Tom Brady must be praying for a visit from his fairy godmother. He needs a magic wand to turn the field mice into coachmen.
Cinderella LeBron has found the clock is about to strike midnight and she hasn't had a good Finals game yet. The fairy godmother may have changed the little mice into Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade, but they still show some of their worst rodent quali...
Like Cinderella at the Ball, the Boston Bruins have lost their glass slipper, and slipped on their fat ass. Some fans might say the Bruins were never ready to meet Prince Charming's Stanley Cup after this dropped puck at the ball. If misery likes...
Now and then we are able to draw on our vast knowledge of literary characters and find the correct parallel in the NFL. We have avoided the Princess and her pea this time around, but find that we still have an array of well-known heroines of the f...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
