You are a checkmark. You are contained and controlled by the checkmark. Without the checkmark, you are nothing. Repeat after Elon: “I am a checkmark.” Elon will soon offer many different colors of checkmark at various prices, since the world is ma…
MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan – (Satire News) – A retired FedEx driver says that he's going to have to seek professional help due to the fact that he is cheating on Alexa with Siri. Dennis Schnozzle, 81, says that, since recently retiring after a 30-yea…
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