Chip shop proprietor Antonelli Di Deepfry was divorced today by his ex-wife on the grounds that he continually stinks of chip fat. Mrs Sandra Di Deepfry, of Dewsbury, West Yorkshire said: 'I'm not being vindictive here. My ex was an arsehole. H...
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