The light from the window seemed to be coming from a tiny little cabin. Curious, Skoob made his way from out of his hideyhole and pressed his face up against said window. And then gasped. He felt around in his pockets, then sent a message to the one person he felt could help. * Nick Hobbs paced the wreckage of the castle, muttering angrily as he noticed how Number 3.5 and 4 had so far fail...
HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Male frustration mounted this evening over the cancellation of the weekly Cock Fight at Arnold Dubby's farm. The weekly fights have never been cancelled because the Hog Jaw Ladies' Sewing Circle, Elvis Séance and Vibrato...
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