Always intent on being on the cutting edge of his species, 42-year-old Trent Buchanan of Nashville, Tennessee, had been certain that he was personally helping advance humanity – only for a call from his mother inquiring about his job status to cause...
Eight-year-old Jack Strait of Morgantown, West Virginia, isn't overly concerned about the worsening economic downturn or rising college tuition rates; he's got another career option in mind. Jack recently informed his parents that he intends to be a...
Here's an oxymoron for you: Useful Celebrity. There are gradations of uselessness in the celebrity world of course. It is, as you know, a scientifically proven fact that most celebs are Useless. Some are Totally Useless. There is an unfortunate group who come under the heading Even More Useless Than An Inflatable Dartboard. Let's turn to this last group. I've given a small amount of my...
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