After losing billions of dollars since it's inception, the Government Railroad (GR), otherwise known in Washington Speak as Amtrak, has finally come up with a way to turn a profit thanks to the leadership of California Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown! In a joint press conference in Sacramento, Governor Brown, Biden, and Mexico's president Felipe Calderon announced they would be linking Mexico...
The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived 'home' today and couldn't get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his 'Spring Break' short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals. The second sign...
Williamsburg,Va/ Hypocrite News Flash - Greedy Democrats jumped aboard a privately chartered AMTRAK live stock train to take advantage of an all expensed vacation retreat to discuss the nation's "Economic Catastrophe", as labeled by President Obam...
Upyers Press - Amtrak Officials have been working on a highly controversial, yet secret project at a test facility located in northern Alaska. The train has been under development since 2000 and has reached speeds as high as 666 mph, but would only a...
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