All jokes submitted by Trollbuster General.
Is it true that constipated people dont give a shit? Constipation…it can certainly put a strain on you. You know why they call it passing a stool? Because it feels like it. In fact, when I had it felt more like a fucking sofa. With the worlds fattest man on it. I read that some suicide bombers use it when they cant get hold of any...
Theyve found the gene that causes aging which means they could shut it down. But answer me...
I wouldnt say my wife was fat, but she generates her own gravity field. Which came in handy...
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