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Has anyone ever seen Andy Warhol, Alan Bennett and David Hockney in the same room?

Do you mean in the same room at the same time? If so, from what point of view? Also, you say 'room'. How big the room? Einstein himself concluded that the universe only seems to be expanding, that in all probability the reality of it is that our minds are shrinking.

The commonly held belief that the girth of those in developed countries is expanding exponentially has been confirmed by a red shift observed by astrophysicists as well as general inspection by myself of those queuing for the subway.

If Trump wins, will that mean Orange is the new Black?

Does he have the Orange vote?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

If Trump wins, will that mean Orange is the new Black?

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Not sure.

Talking of which, have you ever entertained a camel to dinner? Awful. They never laugh at your jokes and they spit in the trifle.

So those are called camels, I've had a few camels over for dinner then.

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Not sure.

Talking of which, have you ever entertained a camel to dinner? Awful. They never laugh at your jokes and they spit in the trifle.

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Yes, they are terrible. The Bactrian ones are the worst. Chain-smoking and chewing their cud. Puts you right off.

Have you ever had a crocodile for lunch?

I once went into a Greggs, ordered a Crocodile Sandwich, and told the serving wench to "make it snappy", but nobody laughed. I even had to change my order because she told me they didn't sell crocodile. I had a Corned Beef Slice instead.

I don't know why no one is recommending this path but... Lodestone Taverly -> Run north into a cave -> Quick travel using minecart (This is faster than Edgeville method for sure, close to the speed of a RoW as well)

It seems the dilemma may be that one might need a lodestone to find a lodestone but having one in hand why would you need to find another.

Scientists still don't know why lodestones are made of magnetite. It is a complete mystery to them.

This is all very well, but when are we going to get on to hats?

Yes hats!

Do you think Americans think of baseball caps as part of their traditional folk costume along with Tee shirts and trainers.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

This is all very well, but when are we going to get on to hats?

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Hello Victor,

Yes I do think that. It has also spread throughout Western civilisation. The baseball cap has become the new bowler or cloth cap, I feel. Like the baseball cap, these were often worn indoors, or on public transport, and often at a jaunty angle. Also while rapping. No, there the comparison breaks down. Not much rapping in the 1890s I fear.

I often wonder if militant Islamism is really all about a deep-seated hatred of the baseball cap.

That could be it, should we send a gross of caps overseas?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Hello Victor,

I often wonder if militant Islamism is really all about a deep-seated hatred of the baseball cap.

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That's it, or could be, whatever it is.

Get rid of the nuclear weapons. Build up the silos of baseball caps.

Yes and bomb them with doughnuts as well, soon they will be contented from carbohydrates and sharing a cup of coffee.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

That's it, or could be, whatever it is.

Get rid of the nuclear weapons. Build up the silos of baseball caps.

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Hang on, hasn't this already been tried?

Maybe it really is time to try Trump.

The answer to your query is a quary.

Cheers Osama!