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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nobody will stick to the subject when it comes to hats, so I have had to start my own thread about hat-related quotes.
"Mesmerised by the milliner, I bought a trilby, but could never wear it outside the shop." |
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Sir Geoffroy Cockface
Writer Registered: 29 Aug 15 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Humans are naught but hat haemorrhoids." - Oscar Wilde
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I once scored a hat trick, but the lady felt cheated.
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