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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How many times have you been told that you can't hover like a Hummingbird? Would like to hear about your first attempt to hover.
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Our cleaning lady can Hoover 60 times a second, something to do with the red coloured sugar water we place in each room.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thank you for sharing. By coincidence, I once had a girlfriend who thought she was a Hoover.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Was she good at cleaning?
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So good she was investigated by the Little Hoover Commission.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Also one of the best homopterans of the last 30 years.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hovering...broken nose...multiple abrasions...pain.
Still...it was worth a try... |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suggest next time you try hovering over bed or other padded surface. Nice to hear from you though.
Dr. B |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sounds like falling.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hovering is an anagram of gvnerohi. However, it would not be correct to say that gvnerohi is a hovering of anagram.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Currently working on my next story: How A Hovering Robotic Gerbil Offers New Hope To Millennial's Sex Life: From A Pilot's Perspective.
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Harry Klondike
Writer Location: Los Angeles, CA Registered: 27 Mar 15 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In this post 9/11 world it's best to not hover about carelessly as you could be put on some government watch list. I've cut back on my hovering habits. Only do it at night and outside of the city limits.
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