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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They practically sell themselves, a good pitch is recommended nonetheless.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have a Navy buddy who piloted a ZPG-2 blimp back in 1961. If you need any technical expertise, I can link you up with him.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thank you Dr., we are short on technical material but have loads of free pens and caps for sales staff.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Count me in, I'll take a dozen to go and see how that sits.
Throw in a striped bib and tucker and I'm yours to the rattle. Have you looked at territories yet? If not, I'll take the Highlands and Islands of Scotland and the Oklahoma panhandle. I'm currently living on a Chinese junk in the Azores, so I'm handy for those. While we're on that theme, have you researched the Albanian markets? I hear tell they're ripe for the plucking when it comes to inflatables. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think this is linked to The Dr.'s inflatable Lady Gaga girlfriend somehow.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Imagine a 300 foot long hydrogen filled Lady Gaga travelling overhead.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I am way past Lady Gaga. More into Virtual Reality where there is more substance. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well, if you want a virtual reality Zeppelin, you have come to the right place.
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Jaggedone
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I purchased a LED TV once, do I qualify?
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Actually just checked the stocks & shares -
Zeppelins are falling.... |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wait for inflation.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
New Reality Show: Pimp My Blimp
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