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victor nicholas
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Posted: 17 Apr 16 22:56
They practically sell themselves, a good pitch is recommended nonetheless.

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Posted: 18 Apr 16 00:48
I have a Navy buddy who piloted a ZPG-2 blimp back in 1961. If you need any technical expertise, I can link you up with him.

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Posted: 18 Apr 16 02:09 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 18 Apr 16 02:11
Thank you Dr., we are short on technical material but have loads of free pens and caps for sales staff.

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Posted: 18 Apr 16 19:44
Count me in, I'll take a dozen to go and see how that sits.

Throw in a striped bib and tucker and I'm yours to the rattle.

Have you looked at territories yet? If not, I'll take the Highlands and Islands of Scotland and the Oklahoma panhandle. I'm currently living on a Chinese junk in the Azores, so I'm handy for those.

While we're on that theme, have you researched the Albanian markets? I hear tell they're ripe for the plucking when it comes to inflatables.

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Posted: 18 Apr 16 23:00
I think this is linked to The Dr.'s inflatable Lady Gaga girlfriend somehow.

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Posted: 19 Apr 16 13:03
Imagine a 300 foot long hydrogen filled Lady Gaga travelling overhead.


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Posted: 19 Apr 16 16:22

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I think this is linked to The Dr.'s inflatable Lady Gaga girlfriend somehow.


I am way past Lady Gaga. More into Virtual Reality where there is more substance.



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Posted: 20 Apr 16 01:01 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 20 Apr 16 01:38
Well, if you want a virtual reality Zeppelin, you have come to the right place.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 20 Apr 16 07:12
I purchased a LED TV once, do I qualify?

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 20 Apr 16 12:36
Actually just checked the stocks & shares -

Zeppelins are falling....

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Posted: 21 Apr 16 00:15
Wait for inflation.

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Posted: 21 Apr 16 21:16
New Reality Show: Pimp My Blimp


 
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