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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm sorry that Ellie locked that other thread, dave, because I wanted to offer evidence to show that I think Mark is not an Islamist, a Muslimist or anything else similar.
There's this: http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/27865/hajj-gets-under-way-amidst-calls-for-no-crushing and others I will dig out for you. Here's another: http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/15253/year-of-the-pig-sets-off-increased-muslim-outrage |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I wear a towel on my head when I get out of the bath.
Even though I'm as bald as a coot. It just feels right. Regards Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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now where's the Colonel ????
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
On the other hand, to balance things up, there was this:
http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/38657/bbc-is-being-disrespectful-to-moslem-women this: http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/38515/muslim-cheikh-ali-mustaf-al-zachar-says-western-women-are-too-liberal-with-their-dressing this: http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/38607/nine-iran-criminals-to-face-death-by-small-stones and, sadly, this: http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/38574/pamela-anderson-banned-from-algeria I rest her case. The Spoof - a totally non-racist site, open to all opinions and viewpoints, colours, creeds and faiths. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This is very interesting, but where do the towels come in? I am a great advocate of the towel, and had hoped to find useful bits of towel information in this thread, perhaps advice on towel acquisition or usage.
These headlines are very misleading. |
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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
EQ - Here is a bit of information about towels:
The invention of the towel was associated, at least apocryphally, with the city of Bursa in Turkey. The city is still noted for the production of "Turkish towels."  |
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