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Sunday, 20 July 2008

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Pamela Anderson the celebrity has been banned from visiting Algeria after lots of the people complained that her breasts are too big to visit an Islamic state.

Miss Anderson wanted to spend her holidays at the seaside resort of Zeralda but many townspeople said they were worried that they would go blind if they looked at her breasts which would be the biggest breasts ever seen in Algeria.

Algeria is a Moslem country which does not like to see lots of skin especially ladies skin such as when they wear a bikini. Miss Anderson wears a bikini nearly all the time every day and the people cant stand that.

Yesterday the manager of the Safir Hotel Mazafran in Zeralda told Miss Anderson

"Sorry we have no rooms. Your breasts are too big."

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