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Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Registered: 5 Sep 08

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Posted: 23 Jul 11 15:38
Right.

I'm quite easy going, me. I don't tolerate fools lightly, and I'm not over keen on smart arses either. Under normal circumstances, I get along with people of all persuasions, and I'm usually pretty cool with views which oppose my own.

But every now and then...

You meet a ****

It isn't often, but either in life or on the net or in communications, you come across somebody, and you just think:

What a ****

This thread's for all those who want to vent their frustrations, with ****s - but no real names please.

Here's some ****s I've come across recently (but not in THAT way! Ooh err Missus!):

Sausage Boy - You're a ****!

Rodent/Beaver Bitch - You're a ****!

That prick from the bank in Cardiff - You're a ****!

My next door neighbour whose dog killed the cat, and who never had the good grace to apologise - You're an ugly fat four-eyed ginger ****!

There.

Therapeutic.

More to come.

Feel free to join in.

You can't beat a bit of bile.

Regards

Skoob.

(The ****)

Ellie James
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Ellie James

Location: Texas
Registered: 8 Apr 11

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Posted: 23 Jul 11 17:06
To the cop who gave me a ticket on my birthday. ... You sir are an. A***

Dr Jon
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Dr Jon

Location: Halifax.
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Posted: 23 Jul 11 17:09
Can I get in first with the deeply unoriginal "my boss"

The chap is, to be fair to him, an irredeemable jerk.

(feel free to put my boss in as well, if you want to, I just wanted to be the first to get the "my boss" in )

Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 23 Jul 11 18:11
What's a boss?

I've been supervising operations in various capacities over the years, but never regarded myself as anybody's boss.

Subservience is abhorrent.

I was at a Christmas function one time and a director jibbed me at the bar. When I pulled him up about it, he said:

"Do you work for me?"

Quite civilly, I replied:

"No. I work at the same place as you but I work to pay the bills and support my family. It's got fuck all to do with working for you."

He got the drinks in.

****

Regards

Skoob.



Dr Jon
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Dr Jon

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Posted: 23 Jul 11 18:27
Yeh, the organization I work in is psychotic.
It has been suggested to me that I seek alternative employment.
You should meet his boss.



 
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