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Seems like all the paper shops have sold out of today's News Of The World.

Can't get one for love nor money.

Or am I missing something here?

Bewildered as usual.

Skoob.

I'm married too (?)

So, you've been locked away in that special room again.
The news of the world is Kaput! No more, it has ceased to be! Its ink has dried up. The tits have drooped. It is a non paper. Now only found in toilets, as emergancy rations.
It has given up the ghost. dead.

I think you can get a copy from Mr. Khan at the corner shop.



Love as always

Arm xxxxxx

Can't get one for love nor money?

Sildenafil

Oh heck, wrong forum...

try sunday sport most stories NOTW reject end up in the Sport

I recommend the Journal of Derivatives.

Articles like What Does Implied Volatility Skew Measure? or Pricing And Hedging Quanto Forward-Starting Floating-Strike Asian Options are an absolute must for today's man about town.

I fact, I would even go so far as to say that I have now gone a very long way.

I would also suggest that, in my humble opinion, the Journal of Derivatives will one day be as significant as spats once were, when it comes to a gentleman's accoutrements.