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Egrets, I've had a few.

Emus, too few to mention.

did you do what you had to do, and saw it through, without eggs, then son?

Buzzards I like of course, that peck dead flesh along the highway
But more much more than these I like the Blue Jay

...had a pet wood pecker...but I was much younger then.....

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Quote: Lynton

Buzzards I like of course, that peck dead flesh along the highway
But more much more than these I like the Blue Jay

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But stores, more stores than this, sell shirts by the highway,

Start spreading the ewes,
I'm lemming today,
I want to be a parrot tit,
New Yak, New Yak

"start spreading the ewes"?

I may have put a pun before personal dignity there.

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Quote: Dr Jon
Start spreading the ewes,
I'm lemming today,
I want to be a parrot tit,
New Yak, New Yak

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These little town Shrews,
Are leaving Bombay,
They're gonna make Banana Splits
With old Roast Stork....

Not sure that kept with the bird/animal, theme, but I tried.

Welsh, eh?

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Quote: Dr Jon

"start spreading the ewes"?

I may have put a pun before personal dignity there.

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wears wellies no doubt

It's the sap suckers you have to watch out for

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Quote: Morse

...had a pet wood pecker...but I was much younger then.....

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Someone, possibly me, should put this all together and send to Micheal Buble. He seems like he has a sense of humour.

I am very bad about keeping egrets.

That was an egret, and once again, I failed to keep it.

Iain

He's one of those chaps who is sensitive about his name which is actually Bubble or Bubba -- look in the French phone book and you won't find a Buble anywhere.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Someone, possibly me, should put this all together and send to Micheal Buble. He seems like he has a sense of humour.

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So what is a van, without a man
Its just a van, white on its own.
without that man, its not a van.
And if its not, then its not white
I took the plan, and brought the van
and I drove it.....My waaayyyyy............



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Daft sods the lot of us

Ah, so that's the answer to the famous riddle first posted in "Alice's Adventures in Do It Yourself"?

"Why is the French phone book not like a spirit level?"

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Quote: Lynton

He's one of those chaps who is sensitive about his name which is actually Bubble or Bubba -- look in the French phone book and you won't find a Buble anywhere.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Someone, possibly me, should put this all together and send to Micheal Buble. He seems like he has a sense of humour.

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