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But can they hold their drink?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/jul/07/polar-bear-ancestors-ireland

So that's why I met all those drunk polar bears in New York bars who kept telling me they were planning to see 'the old country'

Explains the time I asked a polar bear the way and he said "well, this wouldn't be the best place to start from."

There's a spoof or two in this, surely.

I was going for a hike in the arctic once and got lost.

Fortunately I ran into a polar bear and asked him how it was to the the next hamlet, it sat there in what appeared to be stunned silence so I started walking away.

As I started walking the bear shouted out half and hour.

I asked him why he didn't answer right away.

He said he didn't know how fast I walked.

Does anyone here know anything about fridges? My fridge is making huge whirring noises in the kitchen and I dont know what to do. And I am not talking about my gf. I am talking about my fridge and I am so worried because I went shopping and stocked it up. Are there any handy men and women out there?

Can't help you mate, mine's been dribbling lately but there again it is getting on a bit now.

Birbee's the expert on household appliances.

Can't imagine a stage full of polar bears Riverdancing.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Explains the time I asked a polar bear the way and he said "well, this wouldn't be the best place to start from."

There's a spoof or two in this, surely.

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Now I know why I keep seeing them on building sites.

I did think they'd escaped from the zoo.

I'd pay money to see Bono in a bear suit.

You shouldn't have stocked it up. Fridges don't generally wear stockings.

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Quote: Alex99

Does anyone here know anything about fridges? My fridge is making huge whirring noises in the kitchen and I dont know what to do. And I am not talking about my gf. I am talking about my fridge and I am so worried because I went shopping and stocked it up. Are there any handy men and women out there?

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Re Alex's fridge.

Is it a Beko?

Only I read a report that some of them have caught fire recently due to an electrical fault.

I'm not kidding here.

If it's a Beko, call or email the manufacturer, or the dealer who sold it to you.

Sorry, don't know any more than that.

Regards

Skoob.

I guess there is a connection between polar bears and fridges, did we lose the Irish part of the thread.

RE: Irish Polar Bears (getting back to topic)

....crazy bastards can sure play golf in all kinds of weather...guess that
"glo ball" warming is a hoax,... I think they all played Titleist Pro V 1's..
the white ones.....not the pink or yellow ones...them are for the LPGA players.

Polar Bears helped Avenion De Mander find his way out of the south pole, It cost him an arm and a leg.



Arm xxxxx

Ay, but the white furry beasts picked a home where they would never run out of ice for their Tullamore Dew. It was a strategic migration.

...never test a polar bear by saying "Bite me"....saw that in our upcoming
Alaska Travel Guide..."Bugger Off" probably won't do either....

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Quote: victor nicholas

But can they hold their drink?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/jul/07/polar-bear-ancestors-ireland

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....guess in your travels with Erskine you never saw one down a White Russian....

Not sure if this is totally unrelated but the Japanese women's team just won the world football championship

Doc:


...totally! Stop slanting this thread to suite your own devious devices....

No but we saw one down the Stalin's Arms one Saturday night. At least I think it was a Polar Bear. Those Siberian women are pretty scary when they let their hair down.

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: victor nicholas

But can they hold their drink?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/jul/07/polar-bear-ancestors-ireland

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....guess in your travels with Erskine you never saw one down a White Russian....

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....saw a Ginger bear on TV most of the day...fearsome, now that you
Mention letting down their hair....

...man eater, no doubt!