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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have you witnessed this dispicable sport? Last week, I came across a gang of French Nuns screaming at each other over the result of a clandestine worm fight in Hyde Park.
The police were powerless because the combatants had been eaten by the breeders leaving no evidence. It was reported in the local news, that children are now some of the best Worm baiters in the country and can command up to 2 bags of chips and a can of Fanta to produce a blood worm for fighting. I propose to open a worm sanctuary to protect these Vermes from future expliotation. please lend me your support. Arm xxxx |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm behind you brother!
Any man who thinks it is big and clever to fight a worm is so low he can walk under a snakes belly wearing a top hat, in my flattened opinion. The craze must be stamped out before it becomes a bud to be nipped. Viva la Worm, and all the soils it eats............. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I would lend you my support but it's already on loan to The National Truss.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I would as well but have a prior commitment to the Bermuda Railway Trail.
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Lynton
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I wondered what all the shouting was at the nunnery next door. Please accept a small donation for your project perhaps it will shut the holy bitches up.
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The Trench
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a maggot can make short work of a worm if you ever put worm in bowl maggots it gets deveoured in secs maggots are the nija warriors of the insect world and they have teeth too !!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yeah, but can they type in intelligible English?
Regards Skoob. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tell me more.
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Trench, dont give it the large mate, The sort of worms I know carry guns. Ever heard of Ronnie and Reggie Worm?
They run Hyde Park and Regents Park, cor blimey guvnor apples and pears. You an your maggots dont behave, you might end up in a sewer farm. got it? Nuf Said. Love as always, kiss on the cheek stroke of the back. xxxxxx Arm (The Worm Wangler)Feetandtoe |
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Lynton
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Trench are you a fisherman? My friend Shylock Humes deduces that you are. What's more he says you might have some strange tendencies to sadism with Annelids.
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Dr Jon
Writer Location: Halifax. Registered: 18 Jun 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He might be a holistic alternative therapist and have suffered a truly terrible accident when the hem of his kaftan knocked a wound healing maggot into his worm therapy bowl....
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I say we arm worms.
And stop them drinking! Currently they are armless and legless. This state of affairs is unsustainable! Iain |
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