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armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

Location: West Sussex
Registered: 11 Jun 10

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Posted: 7 Jul 11 23:17
Have you witnessed this dispicable sport? Last week, I came across a gang of French Nuns screaming at each other over the result of a clandestine worm fight in Hyde Park.
The police were powerless because the combatants had been eaten by the breeders leaving no evidence.
It was reported in the local news, that children are now some of the best Worm baiters in the country and can command up to 2 bags of chips and a can of Fanta to produce a blood worm for fighting.
I propose to open a worm sanctuary to protect these Vermes from future expliotation. please lend me your support.

Arm xxxx

birbee
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Posted: 7 Jul 11 23:23
I'm behind you brother!

Any man who thinks it is big and clever to fight a worm is so low he can walk under a snakes belly wearing a top hat, in my flattened opinion.

The craze must be stamped out before it becomes a bud to be nipped.

Viva la Worm, and all the soils it eats.............

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 7 Jul 11 23:27
I would lend you my support but it's already on loan to The National Truss.

victor nicholas
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victor nicholas

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Posted: 8 Jul 11 04:25
I would as well but have a prior commitment to the Bermuda Railway Trail.

Lynton
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Posted: 8 Jul 11 04:32
I wondered what all the shouting was at the nunnery next door. Please accept a small donation for your project perhaps it will shut the holy bitches up.

The Trench
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Posted: 9 Jul 11 14:35
a maggot can make short work of a worm if you ever put worm in bowl maggots it gets deveoured in secs maggots are the nija warriors of the insect world and they have teeth too !!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 9 Jul 11 14:42
Yeah, but can they type in intelligible English?

Regards

Skoob.

victor nicholas
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victor nicholas

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Posted: 9 Jul 11 15:05
Tell me more.


Quote: The Trench

a maggot can make short work of a worm if you ever put worm in bowl maggots it gets deveoured in secs maggots are the nija warriors of the insect world and they have teeth too !!


armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 9 Jul 11 21:48
Trench, dont give it the large mate, The sort of worms I know carry guns. Ever heard of Ronnie and Reggie Worm?
They run Hyde Park and Regents Park, cor blimey guvnor apples and pears.

You an your maggots dont behave, you might end up in a sewer farm. got it? Nuf Said.

Love as always, kiss on the cheek stroke of the back.

xxxxxx

Arm (The Worm Wangler)Feetandtoe




Lynton
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Posted: 10 Jul 11 07:54
Trench are you a fisherman? My friend Shylock Humes deduces that you are. What's more he says you might have some strange tendencies to sadism with Annelids.

Dr Jon
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Posted: 10 Jul 11 08:39
He might be a holistic alternative therapist and have suffered a truly terrible accident when the hem of his kaftan knocked a wound healing maggot into his worm therapy bowl....

IainB
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Posted: 10 Jul 11 10:46
I say we arm worms.

And stop them drinking!

Currently they are armless and legless.

This state of affairs is unsustainable!

Iain


 
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