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How do those electric kettles work, Holmes?
Elements, my dear Watson.

What's that shrub over there Holmes?
A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How on Earth did you know that the food had passed right through him, Holmes?
Alimentary, my dear Watson.

Where did you find the initials painted, Holmes?
L E M on the tree, my dear Watson.

So this is the ancestory of that bank that went bust, Holmes?
The Lehman tree, my dear Watson.

Why is the weather so unpredicatable, Holmes?
Elements awry, my dear Watson.

A bit of Abbott and Costello meets Sherlock Holmes.

Wasn't that one of the Basil Rathbone movies (the one after Sherlock Holmes meets King Kong and before Sherlock Holmes On The Moon)?

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A bit of Abbott and Costello meets Sherlock Holmes.

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Now we're talking, and of course Basil Rathbone Meets the Mummy

Nicely done Erskin
How about:

Does your sister maintain all of her faculties, Holmes?
"Ellie's Mental, my dear Watson.

I understand that Rubin is a mench, but what of his wife, Holmes?
"Helen's a Yentl, my dear Watson"

I'd prefer a plainer snuff, if you have one, Holmes.

"All is menthol-y, my dear Watson."

Who were that burly gang of men and their scottish leader we met last night, Holmes?
"Ally's manful three, my dear Watson."

Pray tell Holmes where is that green downy fruit from?

It's an Almond tree my dear Watson.

and Holmes that hole in your jacket why is it giving you so muchpain trouble?

It's a hell arm entry MDW

Tell me Watson, what did you think of my Construction Industry exhibition at Earls Court?



Ideal Holmes.

Holmes there is a trio of ladies of the night at the door


Watson pass me the shag that sounds like a three pipe problem

SERF - Your Majesty - four naked ladies wait without

KING - Wait without what?

SERF - Without food and clothing

KING - Give 'em a meal and send 'em in.

(Not mine - source uncertain)

Regards

Skoob.

"Watson, Ellie the Spoofwriter thinks I am a great writer."

"Sorry to burst your bubble Sherlock, but, tell him Ellie meant me dear Watson!" answered Lady Godiva smuggly.

Which fruit-based starter do you recommend, Holmes?
A lime entree, my dear Watson.

Which Pentecostal church do you wish me to look up in our index, Holmes?
The Elim entry, my Dear Watson.

Holmes, which was the case where we had to contend with a young lady who was tormented by a vicious Christmas tree?
Ellie's mental tree, my dear Watson.


So Holmes, why did you never wish to purchase 221b Baker Street when you clearly have the money to buy it outright?
A lease mentality, my dear Watson.

In which street must we beware of pachyderms crossing, Holmes?
Elephant Alley, my dear Watson.

"Moriarty was telling me about some kind of remote controlled games system, Holmes, but I simply couldn't follow him."

"Hell, he meant a Wii, Watson!"