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What seems to be the trouble?

Well, doctor, I keep having this dream, more of a nightmare, in which I am wading through filthy water in some kind of dark, evil-smelling endless tunnel made from red bricks. There are rats everywhere. What does it mean?

You've got a mind like a sewer.

Well doctor I have this dream where I'm being trepanned by a tribe of New Guinea aborigines

Don't bother me malingerer - you need brain surgery like you need a hole in the head

Well doctor, I have this recurring dream that I am having a recurring dream in which I am having a recurring dream.

What can I do about it? I need help before I go to sleep tonight because I know I will have that recurring, recurring dream recurring.

LG

Are you dreaming now?

How can you tell?

I'm really not sure. Isn't life just a dream - and then we wake up?

LG

Life's but a walking shadow...a poor player that struts and frets upon the stage and then is heard no more...it is a tale told by an idiot...full of sound and fury...signifying nothing


...To die, to sleep
To sleep, perchance to dream; Aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause...

Last night I dreamed I was awake...then I woke up to find I was asleep.

I know what you mean.

LG

Well, Doc....it sure seems like everything is going OK.

In other words, nothing too much out of the ordinary. Or, no more than usual.

Oh sure, there's a rather noticeable feeling of doom, a constant sense of failure, along with an altogether, unrelenting dread over much of my present tense-like life as I, more or less, choose to recklessly run in the other direction from it, and, of course, whatever steadily rising supply of endless responsibilities that might otherwise present themselves.

But seriously, that's never been much of a problem.

What is a problem though, is that, more and more, I feel the overwhelming need to never finish anything I start.

In fact, just the other day....

I know what you mean! I began a new story only ten minutes ago and....

LG

I dreamt I was a weightlifter. I woke up in sweats.

I wake up in sweats regularly Charpa...even when I sleep nekked.....

LG

And well, as I was saying, it's not the first time, and probably not the

Lynton,

I find eggplant a splendid dish but am not aware of the New Guinea variety.

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Well doctor I have this dream where I'm being trepanned by a tribe of New Guinea aborigines

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This is so confusing coz I looked up trepanned and got

A rock-boring tool used in mining for sinking shafts

We are all being driven crazier than we already are by joining in Discussion Forums.

Helllllppppp! Where is my Xanax?

LG

Doctor, I feel I'm getting insomnia because of my guilt.

"You're in a guilt-ridden dream, my friend."

Can you back-up your hypothesis, doc?

"How about that Borg sitting on the sofa?"

Ruben Cohen goes to his Psychiatrist.

"Vots ein problem Ruben? tell me everything"

"Oye, I keep having this terrible nightmare about my dead mother, she's nagging me, following me around everywhere! Nag, nag, nag. Then, I see your head on her body! I woke up, in a cold sweat, had a cup of coffee for breaskfast, and came straight here!"

"You call zat a breakfast?!"


Arm xxxx

I went to the doctor's recently.
Nothing really wrong, but I could help but feel that something wasn't right.

He asked me a few questions:

Doc; "What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?"

Me; "Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not."

Doc; "And your strengths?"

Me; "I'm Batman."

I believe it is the practice of removing a portion of the skull to relieve pressure or cure desease, performed by the ancients but somewhat out of favour with modern medical practitioners.

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This is so confusing coz I looked up trepanned and got

A rock-boring tool used in mining for sinking shafts

We are all being driven crazier than we already are by joining in Discussion Forums.

Helllllppppp! Where is my Xanax?

LG

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In my dream I'm being chased by a long red-legged scissor man

Yours
Streuwel Peter