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Posted: 15 Jan 11 14:09
Worst Snack Foods Sold at Football Games:


Fish & Cow Chips

Hot Dongs

Blood Pudding on a Stick

Caramel Horseapples

"Randy's Candy"

Yamburgers

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Posted: 15 Jan 11 14:14 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 15 Jan 11 14:20
Large Flies

Bacon on a dung

Pulled stork

Sneezeburgers

Jock-strap flavoured crisps/chips

Cheat-Ohs

Candy Snot

Crackercrack

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(I'm supposed to be writing bleeding report cards. Hells bells, the boss'll change everything I write as usual anyway...might as well 'ave a bi' o' fun)

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Posted: 15 Jan 11 14:30 - Edited By: Lynton, 15 Jan 11 14:31
Rabbi Levi's crispy morsels
Ben and Jerry's Pork rind surpise


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Posted: 15 Jan 11 14:49
Buttered Pop's Corns

Bunion rings

Liver and bunions

Breaded Carla Mary Rings

Sweet Creator Fries

Hot Frogs on a bun

Penguin Wings (mild, medium, extra hot)

Jellied Heels



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Posted: 15 Jan 11 14:53
Bingo wings
Poodle Noodles

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Posted: 15 Jan 11 16:48
Bag-O-Pigskin Chips

Hot Buttered Cleats

Jocka-cola

Sudden Death Steak Sandwich

Red Zone Cone

Tiny Snack Pack Sack of Roid Rage

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Posted: 15 Jan 11 17:36
Madonna kebabs...

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Posted: 15 Jan 11 23:21


Vice Cream

Polish Sewage

Rotten Candy

Deer Nuts

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Posted: 16 Jan 11 03:50 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 16 Jan 11 14:12
Boneless fillet of bologna

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Posted: 16 Jan 11 16:25
Chips and Slugs

Tripe Kebobs

Pig Snout Nachos

Baby-back tofu

Philly Cheese Liver





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Posted: 16 Jan 11 19:32

Beer Butts

Poopcorn

Crackerjocks

Snotdogs


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Posted: 16 Jan 11 19:59
Deep fried lung.

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Posted: 17 Jan 11 08:22
Pasty Pasties
Hot frogs
Cheese and Bunion pies
Barfburgers
Bovril

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Posted: 17 Jan 11 10:36
Absolutely anything
(i)vegetarian or
(ii)organic or
(iii) <25% lard

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Posted: 17 Jan 11 13:43
But have you tried Bovril on a stick?


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Pasty Pasties
Hot frogs
Cheese and Bunion pies
Barfburgers
Bovril

Iain


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Posted: 17 Jan 11 14:01
A stick of what?

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Posted: 17 Jan 11 15:58
That's how it comes usually.

They serve it upside down while it sets. Then you remove the polystyrene sheeth and munch away.

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But have you tried Bovril on a stick?


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Pasty Pasties
Hot frogs
Cheese and Bunion pies
Barfburgers
Bovril

Iain




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Posted: 17 Jan 11 19:35
So not much difference then to the usual fare from McDonalds.
Is this the same stick they use in sticky toffee pudding.




 
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