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Bureau
Snippet Zoner  Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Politically Correct Way to Say: I Have the Shits! "I'm just wasting away!" "Been investing in porcelain lately." "Soiled Survivor" "Stalling for time" |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I am indisposed, Ma'am!
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Lady Godiva
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I need to make frequent visits to the ladies' room to powder my nose.
I'm taking my laptop to the ladies room. I will be working from the first stall for the rest of the day. LG |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"I need to see that man about a dog again."
"Upholding squatters rights" "Been saving a lot of matches!" "Been listening to the Chambers Brothers singing "Time Has Come Today!" |
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Lynton
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Working from throne
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm sitting wiv me Edgar Alan.
Havin a Tom just now! Me Orse an cart is running. I'm plastering the porclain. Arm xxx |
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John Peurach
Writer  Location: Los Angeles Registered: 17 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll be here all week, folks. And, as always, don't forget to tip you waiters and waitresses.
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Lynton
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the two bob bits
I have spam trouble (spam fritters = squitters in rhyming slang) |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Writing for the Spoof
Fuck me - it's raining. Where's me brolly? Is rain supposed to be brown? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Or is it bullshit?
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"I bet I've logged off ten times today!" "Who brought the brownies?" "Discovering a new feces!" |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
The Sun's in Uranus and mine.
LG |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Feeling a little flushed in the cheeks. "Brown" has delivered once again! |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Wet farts have arrived!
LG |
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