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The Scariest Mennonite Movies of all Time!


The Shunning!

A Night Mare In Elmer's Wheat

The Cob!

Return of the Buggy Man

The Hills Have Pies

Outbreak of Abe's


The Electric Saw

(More scary to the Amish than to the Mennonites. Most Mennonites where I live and work use modern day tools etc.)

The Cousin Wedding Planner



LG

Haunted Quilt

The Horseless Headman

The Outsiders

Oye! What a shunder!

You call this a film?

Moses, his part in my downfall

Arm xxx

Buggy Whipped (And That Other Thing, Too, Which Sort Of Might Not Seem To Be The Case, Considering How The Menfolk Seem To Be Running The Whole Show, But Believe Me, You Don't Know The Lower Half Of It As Far As I'm Concerned, Which Is Just One Of The Many Reasons Why I'm Not Allowed To Refer To It Using Technical-Like Doctor And/Or Midwife Terms, Or, Worse Yet, What Me And The Mrs. Generally Get Around To Calling It About Half An Hour Into Our Usual Getting To Know Ye Time - If Ye Know What I Mean - And Based On The Crowd In This End Of The Yard It Sure Looks Like Some Of You's Does)

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Matthew McConaughey, Julianne Moore, Vera Farmiga, Parker Posey, Adrien Brody, PJ Harvey, Bruce Dern, Alan Arkin, Kathy Bates, William Hurt, Hanna Schygulla, Harriet Andersson, Francoise Fabian, Tommy Lasorda, Harry Dean Stanton, George Segal and Wolf Blitzer.

Written by Charlie Kaufman and Eddie Gorodetsky

Produced by Harvey Weinstein, Abe Snidewider, Shlomo Gruber, Hazel Goldberg, J.J. Holfmueller, Ignatz Ratskywatsky, Johnny Chung, Myrtle Firestone, Becca Mitterwald, Sylvia Plath-Key in Association with Sony International, Serbo/Sarma Ltd., Mitsuhashi Entertainment, Channel Eight, Mukta Arts, Suresh Productions & Irma's Third World Escort Services.

Directed by Peter Weir

Gotta see that one, John.

Scariest Mennonite Movies:


Hay-Layin'

Dawn: Up & Fed

The Weevil Dead

Silence of the Jams (Until the lids pop)

Sounds like a good one John.

For the children:

The Cat in the Pat (cow pat!)

Goldilocks And Her Flatware

Little White Riding Hood

Seven Brides then Seven Mothers (Golden Oldie)

Shred

How the Grinch stole the Bible

Buggy Nights

Beauty and the Grist


LG

Schindler's pissed

Heedful Things

LG

Mennonite in Black

Altered Bulls

The Blair Stitch Project

The Plowing

The Haunted Hayloft

Thrasher

Thrasher II - The Thrashing
(Or any of the other Thrasher movies)

*Steubenville Mon Amour


*Cracker Barrel?? Hell (Pardon My French), I Didn't Even Know Her! (Thee Director's Cut)


j/p.

Rural Route 666

Death Whip

Romancing the Grindstone

Get Carter

The Farm.

TV show: This old house with Steve and Norm

The Haunted wood

Saw, unt a hummer, young Jacob if you please.

Yoder Bloder Up

Franzenstein

Aganetha's Baby


Night of the Living Thread

Whatever Happened to Baby Abe?

The Phantom of the Barn

LG

Indiana Jones and the Lost Pierogi

Strudel Wars

Shoo Fly Pie Boys

Girls musta Gone Wild, makin alla these cakes an pies an such.

You'd expect the trailers to be good.

Who's Nailin' Paylin To The Barn?

(Or, As Soon As Ye Many Thoughtful Neighbors Get Around To Putting Ye Up, In A Little Under Two Hours, Depending, Of Course, On Whether Or Not Zeke Once Again Pulls A Hammy And/Or If Dorcas Is On Hand To Help With The Heave-Ho -No, Not Sister Gwendolyn, But Thanks For Asking - In Which Case, Look For It To Be Pretty Much A Whole Afternoon Affair - Again, Don't Even Think Of Going There, Womanfolk Friend, Cause Sister Gwenny Don't Play That Game No More, Or Not Ever Since Brother Eb Returned From The "Farm", So To Speak, But, Believe Me, You're Much Better Off Just Working Things Out Amongst Yourself, If Ye Know What Ye Mean)


j/p (so to speak)

I Know What You Did Last Summer. (In fact, everybody here knows what you and everybody else has done for the past 50 years)