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Airhead secretary wins NCAA Basketball Pool for the third year in a row. ("Is that the sport where they do all that dribbling?")

At end of workday, you discover your pants are unzipped.
-Plus you forgot to wear underwear.
-Plus nobody noticed.

Do we have to pick the 'Worst Men' and list their fears
or - list - Men's Worst Fears?

Sorry, I just could NOT resist

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Do we have to pick the 'Worst Men' and list their fears
or - list - Men's Worst Fears?

Sorry, I just could NOT resist

LG

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No, you're right. I tried to change it but messed it up so I left it as it was. It's harder to redo a title.

...actually, I'm afraid to respond to this thread...

scared shitless, if truth be told.....

Hiding.

Morse

Bureau, it also gives ME something to do when I haven't time to 'write' long thingies.

The buzz of 20 children playing, cards, dominoes, 'Sorry' and checkers...all over the room. Oganized Chaos.

Off topic as usual.

LG :0

Men's Worst Fears For 2011:

Two spin-offs of "The View".

Wives will go nuts over "The Nancy Pelosi Look".

Richard Simmons to do "Prime Time Exercise" five nights a week on every channel.

Male Spoofers' worst fear for 2011:

ALL FEMALE SPOOF WRITERS WILL TAKE A YEAR OFF AND THE MEN WILL BE LEFT TO PLAY BY THEMSELVES....

Lady G.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Male Spoofers' worst fear for 2011:

ALL FEMALE SPOOF WRITERS WILL TAKE A YEAR OFF AND THE MEN WILL BE LEFT TO PLAY BY THEMSELVES....

Lady G.

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....congratulations....WE WON!!!!!

Dear Bureau.

I have the fear that I will get to that stage in the year
when I sit down, and am sitting on my bolox.


Arm xxx

Is that a threat or a promise?

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Male Spoofers' worst fear for 2011:

ALL FEMALE SPOOF WRITERS WILL TAKE A YEAR OFF AND THE MEN WILL BE LEFT TO PLAY BY THEMSELVES....

Lady G.

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It's a JOKE. We are not going anywhere. You are stuck with us. Sorry guys!

LG

That they'll once again be reminded (most likely more than once, or in my case....what time is it?....oh, never mind) that, by and large (almost never an option, despite any poor, or less than illuminating, available nearby lighting), for a variety if reasons (all too clear to others, forever denied by the extensive roster of usual suspect you know whos), they's all just, for the most part (either already, or soon to be inevitable) total, out and out frauds, as far as most worthwhile and/or supposed to be substantial emotions are either expected or allowed to be even of some sort of mildly rewarded limited concern.

But, in a good way, of course.

Of course.

j/p

JP didn't have parents he had parentheses (and a bad lisp)

What exactly IS he trying to say? (She asks, wondering if anyone will answer.) I'm confused, (which is her normal state of being). I came here for some fun (of which she has so little in her pathetic life) and yet (even now) I suffer the stings and arrows (or is it springs and marrows?) of someone's (whose name I forget) discontent.
Fear not, for I fear not myself, it will all come out in the laundry (if I remember to switch the washing machine on). Never mind - well - that is - never mind MY mind it is still intact (i.e. in one piece) even after having spent 9 months (the time of gestation for a human) her at The Spoof.

LG

Men's number one fear for 2011 is that their wife will find out...

Iain

The worsted mens' fear for 2011 is that their Saville Row tailor rips them off.

What a stitch up, it seams. They'd get collared by the old bill though.

I'd best button it, now I've got you all in creases.

Suits you sir! You seam to be pocketing a lot of points.
Don't take Mark to the cleaners. He'll be steamed! Cutting remarks like the ones you made ha! There appears to be a pattern here so don't go needling any of us if you have a thead of decency Spool for thought! I'll be on pins and needles until someone cottons on.

Lady G

Good thread this.

Now there's a turn-up! Bet you could tell a tailor two Erskin

Time to jacket in.

Because all the best Jewish tailors have gone 'vest' perhaps? Weren't even prepared to disgusset. Has anyone cottoned on to this yet?

I'm on knit. Worsted could happen is that sewing machines could make-over the world of fashion. Designers will become de signers for the hearing impaired. Tailors would become story tellers and seamstresses would become ladies with monstrous anxieties and will need much medication.

LG