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Signs that there are Christmas mice about:

1. Those aren't chocolate chips in the Christmas pudding.

My Christmas Cards have been turned into confetti and I don't remember mixing raisins in with the peanuts.

LG

You're doing a few push-ups in the dark while in the nude before going to bed.

Just before you begin screaming, you hear the snap of a moved mousetrap and tiny giggles.

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Quote: Bureau

Signs that there are Christmas about:

1. Those aren't chocolate chips in the Christmas pudding.

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2. The Seedless Rye Bread now has Caraway Seeds innit.

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Bureau

Signs that there are Christmas about:

1. Those aren't chocolate chips in the Christmas pudding.

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2. The Seedless Rye Bread now has Caraway Seeds innit.

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3. The fruitcake tastes funny!

...there's things about under your pillow, and they're not from the tooth
fairy.......

You wonder where the tiny springboard sitting on the floor directly below the holiday treats tray came from. Upon closer examination, it appears to only be able to support the weight of a small rodent. You do some mathematical calculations and determine that a small mouse traveling x speed upwards could reach the edge of the counter upon Y thrust when z amount of weight is applied to the other end of the springboard.

Oh, and the small brown rice pellets are piling up both near the springboard and near the treats. Some have even landed on the kitchen table, requiring even more detailed calculations.

Charpa

The children are playing marbles and you don't remember buying them any for Christmas.

LG

You put out a plate of cheese for your holiday party, but the cheese is all eaten before the guests arrive.

There are more currents in the cake than usual.......

There are mice everywhere, and it's nearly Christmas...

Iain

The cat informs you that he has been told that two of those balls hanging from the tree are his.

Women everywhere are 'standing' on chairs instead of
'sitting' on them.

LG

There is a distinct lack of Christmas Elephants.

Have you seen a Christmas Elephant? No? See...

Iain

The Maine Coon's on strike 'because of seasonal vermin' etc

As you move the cursor, the tinsel crinkles under your hand.

Iain

There are teensy weensy footprints in the jelly (jello) in the fridge.

LG