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Bureau
Snippet Zoner  Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Signs that Santa has put on a few more pounds this year:
1. Kids at the Mall keep falling out of his lap and onto the floor. |
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Morse
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2. Michelle has banned the obese bastard from the White House |
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Charpa93
Writer  Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is now sporting a rope around his waist as patent leather belts only go up to size XXXXXXL.
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He's had to add two more reindeer to pull him, Madoff & Nixon! |
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Lady Godiva
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Bricklayers are working overtime to widen chimneys for Christmas Eve.
LG |
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Morse
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....a recent not he left caused hysterics to a young lad: "F***k the cookies & milk Kid...where's my Big Mac & Fries! |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thirty extra pounds caused him to cut back from three ho's to two from the Naughty List! |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He's had to push the seat right back in the sleigh, so he's only delivering gift tokens.
Iain |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Santa's head looks twice as small as last year. |
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Gail Farrelly
Spoof Chick Location: NY, USA Registered: 25 Apr 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Exercise guru Richard Simmons has been flown to the North Pole for an emergency consultation.
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Morse
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...he was Soooo Fat he couldn't even get in to audtion for World's Biggest Losers! |
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Nick Hobbs
Writer  Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He took two attempts to empty his sack on some, poor, unexpectant kids pillow!
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There's a shortage of fur trimmed red cloth in Lapland this year.
Iain |
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Lady Godiva
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Mrs. Claus and the elves are arranging for an 'intevention' to get Santa to a programme for over-eaters anonymous. Show will air Boxing Day.
Lady g. |
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