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Somebody help me out here. Was I sleeping when some bizarre "Antiques Roadshow of Men's Pants" came through, or what? It used to be that guys had family jewels, rods, swords, tools, etc. in there -- now it's suddenly all just "junk"! What the heck happened??

Mrs. Mary Ann McDonald

The men all got 'old'....

From someone who knows!

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Quote: Lady Godiva

The men all got 'old'....

From someone who knows!

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Well, ya know. Let's be fair. Washed properly and neatly trimmed, the junk can sometimes still be presentable, while "Just for Men" can turn that grey wirey patch into a youthful dark shrubbery. Can't do anything about the berries sagging to the floor though.

PM

Botox to take out the wrinkles?


-Bureau

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Quote: Bureau

Botox to take out the wrinkles?


-Bureau

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Sorry to hear that my friend. Perhaps its just best to leave the lights off. Or increase your mate's consumption of tequila before the festivities begin!

Viva la revolucion'

PM

It's about time someone invented the 'Balls Bra'. I'll see what I can do during the Xmas hols.

I've knit willy warmers for some of the 'guys' in Toronto!!!!

They say the wool doesn't itch....so....maybe I could use the same yarn for the 'Balls Bras'...



Lady G.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

It's about time someone invented the 'Balls Bra'. I'll see what I can do during the Xmas hols.

I've knit willy warmers for some of the 'guys' in Toronto!!!!

They say the wool doesn't itch....so....maybe I could use the same yarn for the 'Balls Bras'...


Lady G.

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I would have expected the "Tube Sock" to be more popular in Edmonton.

Used to hit Sarnia, Windsor, London and Toronto all the time on travel hockey tournaments. While the boys played mini sticks in hotel hallways, the parents had a blast down Yonge Street. I miss the cold, unpasteurized Brador the most. I'll admit there were nights of long walking up and down the street, shopping for inflatable sheep and looking for beer specials, where a comfortable ball caddy would have come in handy.

PM.

Sadly I have never been to Edmonton yet. My daughter lived there for 6 months. I hear they grow lovely grass in Edmonton.

LG

Sadly I have never been to Edmonton yet. My daughter lived there for 6 months. I hear they grow lovely grass in Edmonton.

LG

I think it comes from a song by the Black Eyed Peas.

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Quote: Bureau

Botox to take out the wrinkles?

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Not recommended.

The last time I tried that, my scrotal sac got so tight, I pulled out and shot a hole in the wall.

Or, as someone (either Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, or Dr. Howard, I can't remember which) once was heard to say, "All ya gotta do is pull the string!"

If only.

As in, if I had a nickel for every time I came to bat (no intended), I could probably retire.

What, and give up show business?


john peurach.

Well, tis the time of year where this may be an appropriate solution...
Hang your balls on the Christmas Tree

Just scroll down and click on the first song.

You're welcome...

Charpa

Crikey, I'm more stupider than I thought. I can't find the balls song....

Lady G.

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Crikey, I'm more stupider than I thought. I can't find the balls song....

Lady G.

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As said before. Scroll down the page. there will be a naughty picture and then a paragraph and then a box with three arrows in it and the words "div share" Hit the first arrow and it should start playing.

Make sure your volume is up and you may have to wait a few seconds for the box with the songs in it to load. The actual song title won't be in the box. I just happen to know it's the first song.

This is almost more work than I intended...

charpa

I eventually figured it out. Duh!

Cute...I'll listen to it all the way through when Mr. G. gets up...coz he's asleep! I'm in the kitchen (next to the bedroom) - thin walls. Stupidly designed house...

LG