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"Randomly" locate a softcover book and a hardcover book near you. Name them below.

I'll start:
The Anatomy Coloring Book (softcover)
Jokes Every Man Should Know (hardcover)

SpaceElevator's Autobiography(written by someone else) - (Softcover)

Walnuts and Almonds - (Hardcover)


LG

A Cycling Tour of Eastern Europe by Adolf Hitler - Hardback
The Charlie Manson Pop-Up Annual - Softback

I've just found two more:

"I'm not really dead" by Elvis (softcover)
"Who? Me?" by OJ Simpson (hardcover)

"Pickled Eggs for Beginners" ~ Soft Cover

"The Joy of Keeping Armadillos" ~ Hard Cover

Hardback: 100 places to visit before you die.

Softback: Far From a Madding Crowd: the Student Edition

I sense a correlation.

"Jelly Recipes for Slow Cookers" ~ Softback

"Steel Wire Nails: 101 Types, 1001 Uses" ~ Hardback

"How to Conjure Up the Ghost of Ronald Reagan" - Christine O'Donnell, hard cover.

"How to Convert a Wheelchair to an RV" - Stephen Hawking, soft cover.

"Joan Rivers' Unblinking Well-Aged Woman's Guide To Excessive Face-Lifting" - Sylvia Chiseleramos, Hard Cover.

"The High & Low Art of Lock Down Defensive Secondary Coverage (Detroit Lions Edition)" - Benny "Borango" No'Mas, Soft Cover.

'How Wee Willie Winkie Got His Name' (softcover)

'Drab Tales of Dullness and Death for the Depressed' (hardcover)

Lady G.

Softback: My wife's diary
Hardback: Decorative dough

Neither are mine...

Quite lucky though, the second nearest hardback is Trinny and Susanna's "What your clothes say about you".

All my books are upstairs....

Iain

Softcore Pornography (Hardcover)

Harcore Pornography (Softcover)

A History of Lingerie, Victoria Secret (Soft cover)
A History of Viagra, Cialis Levitra (Hard cover)

Is anyone taking this thread seriously?

Viz - Roger's Profanisaurus (hard)

William Cobbett - Cobbett's England (soft)

Dialects for Daleks (hardcover)

Daleks's Dialects (softcover)

LG

Mole-Farming: A Practical Guide - softcover
Keeping A Bee: A Guide For The Modern Apiarist - hardcover


Miles Davis - The Man In The Green Shirt - hardback
The Beckett Trilogy - softcover

serious or not - you decide

The Bible for Idiots - (softcover)

The Idiots' Bible - (hardcover)

Lady G.

Two of my slimmer volumes:

The Duke Of Edinburgh's Guide To Diplomacy In The Modern World - softcover

The Literary Legacy of J K Rowling - hardcover

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Is anyone taking this thread seriously?

Viz - Roger's Profanisaurus (hard)

William Cobbett - Cobbett's England (soft)

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Apparently not.

Now I have to sift through them to figure out which ones would make great stocking-stuffers and which ones are a hoax.

here's a real one (two; no, actually, it's one, if you count A pair as one, which you ought to):

Tales Of The Mysterious And Macabre by Algernon Blackwood - hardcover (Spring Books)
Polidori - The Vampyre and Other Tales of The Macabre - softcover (Oxford University Press)

I was going to look on our bookshelves for some true 'doozies' but Mr. G. has blocked the living area with a dresser and two mattresses.

Don't ask!

It's true though.

I supposed I COULD climb over the lot of the stuff to peruse the bookshelves, but I can't be arsed at the minit innit (insert question mark coz mine's buggered orf yet agen.)

Lady G.


(He's emptying out bedrooms and my office coz the carpet fitters are coming tomorrow. See I TOLD you so that you didn't HAVE to ask )

(hard)
Adventures in Stochastic Processes - The Random World of Happy Harry by Sidney I. Resnick, Birkhäuser (Boston/Basel/Berlin)

and

(soft)
Lake Wobegon Summer 1956 by Garrison Keillor, Penguin

Soft cover: A Certain Justice by P.D. James

Hard Cover: The Message by Eugene H. Peterson

Mr. Twiddle - Enid Blyton (hardcover)
Mr. Meddle - Enid Blyton (hardcover)

Real books. I read them to the kids at school.


Strange thing about it is....my best friend from being 12, her maiden name is Tweddle

Life is often stranger than fiction.

Lady G.