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queen mudder
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Posted: 12 May 10 12:18
Man claims Metropolitan police officers handcuffed him in his home on election day and removed 'offensive' window poster.

He has since returned the poster to his window, but replaced the word "wanker" with "onanist",

Fair do's...

Onanist has a nice biblical twist about it, much like the tosspot Cameron...

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Posted: 12 May 10 12:23
Where can I get one?

Class War...

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Earl Grey
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Posted: 12 May 10 14:22

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Where can I get one?

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Where can you get one? There's two in Downing Street. Help yourself! Please!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 May 10 15:12

Quote: Earl Grey


Quote: Skoob1999

Where can I get one?

Class War...

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Skoob


Where can you get one? There's two in Downing Street. Help yourself! Please!


2 wankers or posters?

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Posted: 12 May 10 15:35
Both

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 May 10 15:40

Quote: Skoob1999

Both

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Skoob


just finished and man is it good to feel the same as those two!

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Posted: 12 May 10 16:29

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Skoob1999

Both

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Skoob


just finished and man is it good to feel the same as those two!


Exit poll?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 May 10 17:25

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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Skoob1999

Both

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just finished and man is it good to feel the same as those two!


Exit poll?


Earl, you mean POLL-EN obviously, not so dusty (at my age, yes) slightly more sticky, yes, similair colour, yes, in that case I've just exited!

Earl Grey
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Posted: 12 May 10 17:39
No. Was just wandering if it was too early to declare a result....


It exited your poll(pole), I trust

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 May 10 17:43

Quote: Earl Grey

No. Was just wandering if it was too early to declare a result....


It exited your poll(pole), I trust


Last time I looked yes, it's hard to find these days?

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Posted: 12 May 10 17:46

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No. Was just wandering if it was too early to declare a result....


It exited your poll(pole), I trust


Last time I looked yes, it's hard to find these days?


You must have felt a surge of support and a sudden change in the pol(itical) climate? Maybe you need to try proportional representation or enter a coalition. A helping hand. Just ask Dave, Nick Clegg's been yanking him

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 May 10 17:51
You must have felt a surge of support and a sudden change in the pol(itical) climate? Maybe you need to try proportional representation or enter a coalition. A helping hand. Just ask Dave, Nick Clegg's been yanking him


How dare you Earl, Yanking is forbidden in the commons, WANKING yes, Yanking no!

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Posted: 12 May 10 17:54

Quote: Jaggedone

You must have felt a surge of support and a sudden change in the pol(itical) climate? Maybe you need to try proportional representation or enter a coalition. A helping hand. Just ask Dave, Nick Clegg's been yanking him


How dare you Earl, Yanking is forbidden in the commons, WANKING yes, Yanking no!


Never stopped Churchill (Randolf or Winston) or Tony Benn.

Strange things happen in parliament. Shirley Williams.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 May 10 18:26

Quote: Earl Grey


Quote: Jaggedone

You must have felt a surge of support and a sudden change in the pol(itical) climate? Maybe you need to try proportional representation or enter a coalition. A helping hand. Just ask Dave, Nick Clegg's been yanking him


How dare you Earl, Yanking is forbidden in the commons, WANKING yes, Yanking no!


Never stopped Churchill (Randolf or Winston) or Tony Benn.

Strange things happen in parliament. Shirley Williams.


and Maggie


 
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