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well, I've been away for a couple of days, froze my bollocks off and didn't get pissed once!

Did any of you notice?

If yes, thanks
If no, BOLLOCKS

JO

Everyone noticed, and we all have two questions for you:

Who are you?

Have you been somewhere......................?

edit: I say 'we all', I am, of course, being a tad presumptious.......

I noticed your absence, Jaggedone.

Its nice to have you back. I don't know why but it just feels 'right'.

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Quote: birbee

Everyone noticed, and we all have two questions for you:

Who are you?

Have you been somewhere......................?

edit: I say 'we all', I am, of course, being a tad presumptious.......

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thanks Birbs,

answers; who are you? = a presumptious dickhead searching for a lost cause, aren't we all?

Have you been somewhere? = yes, it was cold, rainy and Deutsch, but the beer was good (where?)

It's so good to be home

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I noticed your absence, Jaggedone.

Its nice to have you back. I don't know why but it just feels 'right'.

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thanks JB, I really appreciate that (seriously), do you like Jack Nicholson or are you Jack in disguise?

If so, how far is the cuckoo's nest from here?

I missed you Jaggedone. There wasn't enough serious spoofing to balance my light stuff.

Now we can deliver to those who ponder plus those who..."hey, look, there's a squirrel out there in the tree."

-Bureau

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I noticed your absence, Jaggedone.

Its nice to have you back. I don't know why but it just feels 'right'.

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thanks JB, I really appreciate that (seriously), do you like Jack Nicholson or are you Jack in disguise?

If so, how far is the cuckoo's nest from here?

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You mean 'here' as in where I am, or 'here' as in where you are?
This is all so confusing.
I'll just say 5 miles to be on the safe side.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I noticed your absence, Jaggedone.

Its nice to have you back. I don't know why but it just feels 'right'.

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thanks JB, I really appreciate that (seriously), do you like Jack Nicholson or are you Jack in disguise?

If so, how far is the cuckoo's nest from here?

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You mean 'here' as in where I am, or 'here' as in where you are?
This is all so confusing.
I'll just say 5 miles to be on the safe side.

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correct JB, I just flew over it, you are a genius!

Bureau, oh great "SNIPPET ONE" I am charmed at the comments from the one and only! Muchas Gracias, and how's the back?

You never said you were going away. Then you asked if we missed you. Well, I did, but I'm not going to admit to it.... oh bollocks!

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Quote: Earl Grey

You never said you were going away. Then you asked if we missed you. Well, I did, but I'm not going to admit to it.... oh bollocks!

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EG, yo comprendo, get the vodka out and open that hags thighs!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

You never said you were going away. Then you asked if we missed you. Well, I did, but I'm not going to admit to it.... oh bollocks!

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EG, yo comprendo, get the vodka out and open that hags thighs!

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Vodka's already out. Second consecutive bank holiday weekend here. Victory day! Splendid!

Sadly I've only got the wife's thighs available. Will they do?

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

You never said you were going away. Then you asked if we missed you. Well, I did, but I'm not going to admit to it.... oh bollocks!

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EG, yo comprendo, get the vodka out and open that hags thighs!

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Bastard: Incred, Birb, Iain and I had to carry your 'load' on that 'other' thread...fucking exhausted...carry on over there whilst I take a break!!!

Bastard: Incred, Birb, Iain and I had to carry your 'load' on that 'other' thread...fucking exhausted...carry on over there whilst I take a break!!!

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Morse, you're a STAR, my deeepest respect for keeping the enemies at bay (TIGER), having a HUNG parliament swinging between your thighs and not getting "KNOCKKNEED"

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Quote: Jaggedone

Did any of you notice?

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Well, I would have noticed, but I just woke up from a 40 year coma and missed it. I'm sure I would have missed you if I HAD noticed.

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Quote: Cal Jennings

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Quote: Jaggedone

Did any of you notice?

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Well, I would have noticed, but I just woke up from a 40 year coma and missed it. I'm sure I would have missed you if I HAD noticed.

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Thanks Cal the pills are on their way

I missed you JO

I was just in denial.

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

I missed you JO

I was just in denial.

Regards

Skoob

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I thought you were in casulty

Sssh

Not today...

At least, not yet...

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob, Earl and the rest, I only know you guys from here, but one thing is sure I'd miss you all if you were to go! (serious)